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George Lucas Goes Off!

By methane ⋅ February 11, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Star Wars fans across the world are in a moral crisis after producer George Lucas was quoted in an interview with the LA Times as saying the Star Trek fans are, “A little much.”  Lucas went on to say that, “Every time I see some virgin in a storm trooper outfit I want to go […]

Stephen Hawking Accused of Sexual Assault

By methane ⋅ February 11, 2008 ⋅ One comment

A woman in Bristol, England is being held for filing a false police report after she claimed she was sexually assaulted by Stephen Hawking.  The 54 year old astrophysicist who has Lou Gehrig’s disease hasn’t had significant use of his appendages in ten years.  “We immediately assumed she meant a different Stephen Hawking.” Said police […]

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